Abandon Ship

bruinsofaces: thebergeronprocess: ilovethatdirtywater: Yes,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:35:08 -0400

thebergeronprocess:

ilovethatdirtywater:

Yes, because the only way that the mighty King Henrik’s Rangers can lose is by lucky bounces. Not because the Rangers have no offense. Not because the Bruins put the puck on the net more often than the Rangers. Could it possibly be that Tuukka is just a good goalie? Nooooooo, never!

Fact of the matter is, Henrik stops a lot of pucks. No one can deny that. But when the team he stands behind cannot physically generate offense, then all that’s left is the lucky ones every once and a while. But denying the Bruins’ skill is unfair. Game 3 was lucky, I will give him that. But you don’t get a 3-0 series lead based on luck. You just don’t.

1. Love your lock screen background!

2. I agree with you completely. Like, hush up, pretty boy, it’s not all just blind luck. YOU ARE NOT CAPTAIN KIRK

Can we talk about the luckiest bounce of all the bounces I have ever seen in the history of hockey/sports/the world - right before the Paille goal, the puck bounced on the goal line, should have bounced INTO the goal, but intead reversed direction and spun OUT of the goal? THAT IS THE LUCKIEST BOUNCE IN FAVOR OF HANK. SORRY YOU COULDN’T SAVE THE ENSUING LOOSE PUCK THAT PAILLE WORKED TO GET TO FIRST.

Give me a break. I love you for your beauty and sometimes for your personality but you’re being a little bitch right now.

Hank giving the B’s some bulletin board material.

Intrusive Thoughts

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:33:00 -0400

Fuck, I feel like Hephaestus with
crippling thoughts running races,
spinning webs and laces, touching
all the bases in a mind seeking stasis.

Like intruders, they’ve thrown rocks
at the glass home I thought was made
of stone, shattering every bone sewn
and grown into my ego’s fragile throne.

The car’s going ninety, open the door.
The paved floor will hurt but they’re
so sure I deserve to be sore. Guts,
gore and more; all that’d remain of
the man I was before.

The ledge is only a few stories in height,
but if I fall right I just might illuminate
the night with sirens and the sight of
bright ambulance lights.

[Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with being suicidal, intrusive thoughts are commonplace amongst people with OCD and this pretty much sums up mine.]

alwayys-hornyy: You better

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:33:06 -0400

alwayys-hornyy:

You better

sex-like-a-nympho: quite obviously So sorry girl I reblogged...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:32:59 -0400

sex-like-a-nympho:

quite obviously

So sorry girl I reblogged this from.

†: I would date you.

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:32:13 -0400

†: I would date you.
∆: I would marry you.
*: You're cute.
: You're hot
©: I like you.
≈: I love you.
ß: I have a crush on you.
^: I want to be your friend.
Ω: I hate you.
◊: I like your blog.
∏: I would fuck you.

my to do list

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:31:49 -0400

1: you

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:16:30 -0400

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

Bro, looking sharp with the new cut!

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:13:45 -0400

Ahaha, not digging it personally. Miss the fuck out of my hair. Thanks though.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:11:28 -0400

Fuck, I just want to make someone happy.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:46:23 -0400

Fuck, I just want to make someone happy.

internetexplorers: looks in the mirror what the fuck is that

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:39:47 -0400

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

Man, folks need to learn to pay attention to both sides.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:33:08 -0400

Man, folks need to learn to pay attention to both sides.

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: meloyell0w: talisman: Okay, so,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:51:11 -0400

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey:

meloyell0w:

talisman:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.

It’s $69.99.

My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.

“Dubstep.”

omg

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Lol. 69.99

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey replied to your photo: I miss my hair. oh god That bad, eh?

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:42:06 -0400

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey replied to your photo: I miss my hair.

oh god

That bad, eh?

naughtybutnize:

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:26:01 -0400

naughtybutnize:

You are not ugly

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:24:39 -0400

Historical data says otherwise. I appreciate the compliment, however.

A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:09:18 -0400

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:50 -0400

I miss my hair.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:57:59 -0400

I miss my hair.

morsmorde replied to your post: Okay but so I am a perfectly normal red blooded female and I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:57:13 -0400

morsmorde replied to your post: Okay but so I am a perfectly normal red blooded female and I find you attractive. I know I am not alone in this, I am not that unique that I could possibly be the only person in the world who thinks so. The only thing that makes me possibly reconsider that opinion is how fucking much you whine about being unattractive. Everybody gets low sometimes, but Jesus, nobody wants to be doctor Phil. No girl cares enough to sit there and convince you. None. Even if you don’t think so; fake like you do.

Dillon, I agree with her and I’ve seen you in real life and known you since the dawn of time. Everything she said here. The end. Love yew

You’re also biased due to being the kindest person in existence.

Abandon Ship

bruinsofaces: thebergeronprocess: ilovethatdirtywater: Yes,...

Intrusive Thoughts

alwayys-hornyy: You better

sex-like-a-nympho: quite obviously So sorry girl I reblogged...

†: I would date you.

my to do list

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

Bro, looking sharp with the new cut!

Photo

Fuck, I just want to make someone happy.

internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that

Man, folks need to learn to pay attention to both sides.

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: meloyell0w: talisman: Okay, so,...

just-a-woman-from-gallifrey replied to your photo: I miss my hair. oh god That bad, eh?

naughtybutnize:

You are not ugly

A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the...

Photo

I miss my hair.

morsmorde replied to your post: Okay but so I am a perfectly normal red blooded female and I...

internetexplorers: looks in the mirror what the fuck is that